Ryan in the back seat, whispering: Benny, my lasers would shoot you all day.
Ben: Nope. I have a super spy weapon.
Ryan: what is it?
Benny: Not telling. Better than stupid lasers.
Ryan Come on tell me.
Benny: it is a special missile.
Ryan: Why is it special?
Benny: It comes out of my butt and you eat it.
Ryan: Nevermind Benny. You're disgusting.
Benny: It is a SHIIIITROCKET! IT HAS LITTLE SHIT BOMBS THAT DROP AS IT FLIES! From my ass to your mouth haha!
Said that juuuuuust before Barbara got in the car. I was rolling.