Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Ryan Tells Benny he is European.

R: Ben you're European.
B: (mad) NO I AM NOT.
R: Oh yes you are.
B: No YOU'RE PEEING!
R: Um nononono I mean like the people.
B: I did NOT PEE ON ANYONE
R: (Trying hard to impress me with his patience for benny) Benjamin. Look. There is a country called European. Everyone there is European.
B: Ryan stop it. Don't make me get inappropriate on you.
R: Oh yeah? And how do you think you'll do that?

~~I'm a little concerned myself actually~~

B: Like this!

~~nothing happens~~

R: So, like, is something supposed to happen?
B: Yes.
R: What?
B: Shut up penis.
R: Penises don't talk.
B: My penis talks (starts giggling)
R: Oh yeah? What does it say?
B: It says it didn't pee on anyone.

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